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GOOPS

The Official John Kim Collection

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The man who finished AI, now available in cotton, ceramic, and collectible vinyl. A limited drop from GOOPS. Supplies are theoretically infinite, but act now anyway.

Shop the Collection ★★★★★ 11,400 reviews from the future

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The Collection

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22 pieces. One genius. Zero refunds (he's never wrong).

Bestseller

JK Crest Hoodie

Heavyweight black fleece, embroidered gold crest. Warmth, plus a faint hum of intellect.

$74

Certified AI Genius Tee

His face. Your chest. Halftone print on heather charcoal. Conversations will start themselves.

$38

Architect of the Singularity Tee

Understated gold wordmark for the days you want to whisper, not shout, your superiority.

$38

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John Kim Bobblehead

Nods in agreement with your best ideas. Tragically also nods at your worst ones.

$42

World's #1 AI Mind Mug

11oz of validation. Holds coffee, tea, and an unshakeable sense of destiny.

$24

Certified AI Genius Mug

Matte black, gold type. For when the face mug feels like too much before 9am.

$22

Sold out

Action Figure · Collector №1

Articulated genius with mini laptop & marker. Sold out in 0.4 seconds (he saw it coming).

$59

New

John Kim POP! Vinyl

Collector vinyl with regulation oversized head. Window box included. Do not remove from box (it knows).

$18

John Kim Plush

Soft, huggable, alarmingly wise. Embroidered glasses. Whispers architecture decisions as you sleep.

$34

Mini Head Keychain

A tiny John to quietly judge your life choices every time you reach for your keys.

$14

Holo rare

Holo Trading Card · ★★★★★

AI Genius — Holo Rare. INT 98 · INNOV 99 · EXP 100. Sleeve it. Insure it. Never trade it.

$15

GENIUS Dad Cap

Gold embroidery on heavyweight twill. Instantly raises the average IQ of any room you enter.

$32

JK Crest Beanie

Keeps the world's most valuable head warm. Woven gold crest. Two sizes: regular and humble.

$30

JK Monogram Socks

Step into greatness. Literally. All-over gold monogram, cushioned for long days of being right.

$16

GENIUS Phone Case

His face, your phone. Now every call is a conference call with greatness.

$28

Wearable Genius Tote

Heavyweight natural canvas. Carries groceries, laptops, and an unmistakable air of superiority.

$26

Certified Genius Bottle

Double-walled steel. Keeps water cold for 24 hours and ambitions hot indefinitely.

$36

Enamel Pin Set

Three hard-enamel pins: the JK crest, a lightning bolt, and tiny glasses. Flair for the post-human.

$19

Gold-Foil Sticker Pack

Five die-cut gold-foil stickers. Slap genius on your laptop, water bottle, or unworthy possessions.

Limited

Singularity Skate Deck

8.0" Canadian maple, full-color halo graphic. Far too beautiful to actually skate. Wall mount sold separately.

$89

"THINK." Framed Print

Museum-grade giclée in a thin black frame. Stares back at you with mild, motivating disappointment.

$52

New

The Dossier · Hardcover

Gold-foil cover, 320 pages — most of them respectfully left blank. A coffee-table monument to one mind.

$48

Grail Tier · for the serious devotee

The Genius Collection

Limited. Numbered. Wildly unnecessary.

1 of 1

Iced-Out Genius Watch

Solid gold, diamond-paved, his face on the dial. Tells time relative to his schedule.

$124,000

GENIUS · Eau de Parfum

Top notes of ambition, a base of quiet superiority. "A Legacy of Intellect." 100ml.

$480

Limited

Air Genius · Gold

Gold-on-black high-tops with his face on the heel. You will not be cleared to dunk.

$2,400

Bestseller

The bobblehead that believes in you.

Hand-finished oversized cranium (to scale). Spring-mounted for maximum approval. Engraved base reads "JOHN KIM" so guests know exactly whose desk they're unworthy of.

Materials: premium vinyl & quiet confidence. Batteries not required; it runs on your ambition.

$42

GOOPS Presents

As seen... everywhere.

Not for sale. Simply for awe.

John Kim Times Square takeover — The Times Square takeover

The GOOPS private jet — The GOOPS jet · wheels up at genius o'clock

Mount Kim monument — Mount Kim · carved on a free afternoon

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The people have spoken

★★★★★

"Wore the hoodie. Solved P=NP before lunch. Coincidence? No such thing around John."

D. Renner · Verified Genius

★★★★★

"The bobblehead nods at all my ideas. Finally, the validation my therapist wouldn't give me."

A. Founder

★★★★★

"Bought the mug. My coffee is now sentient and slightly judgmental. Worth it."

The Machines

★★★★★

"We benchmark our merch against GOOPS. We are, respectfully, losing."

Every Lab, Simultaneously

Who is John Kim?

Earth's foremost artificial-intelligence mind.

Pioneer. Visionary. The only human Claude addresses as "sir." He finished AI, then went back to his inbox. The full classified dossier is, regrettably, restricted.

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